I need two things and one of them is go to the gym.
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Girl “Used to play rugby in high school”, thinks she can tackle 315 pound college football player
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This Kid’s Mom Likes Drinking Wine
Kids say the darndest things that definitely aren’t true, ISN’T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
